Cabaret Car Crash [Thursday 27th June – Doors: 7:00pm]


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“The Cabaret Car Crash. A reality tv based comedy cabaret where 5 performing legends compete through objectives and chores that mean absolutely nothing, get humiliated on stage, gather points, perform their most questionable work and ultimately, win a prize that is extremely heavy and a burden to carry around, but they don’t know that last part yet..

A cabaret competition unlike no other! No money to be won. No expert judging panel. No real stakes?! Come on down to watch these incredible performers be so harshly judged for their behaviour instead of their talent, because why judge, when you can critique.

With a star-studded cast such as: weird drag thing Goblin, those two who have a stupid tv show cabaret together Nat Funni and Loren Dell’ Arco, the one who always comes second Aiden Strickland, and that other one who dressed as a goose that one time Fou Fou Kaboom. And a judge, assignment daddy of the evening, who needs absolutely no introduction, the horrible excuse of a man, the wrestling obsessed talent and stand up comic, producer and professional ass, Loose Willis!

Also Matti will be there. Don’t worry, we don’t know who they are either.

JOIN US on Thursday the 27th of June, where together, we will partake in a cabaret show that has more admin than any other, more prep time than we wanted, more chance of it breaking down mid live show, and so many funny moments you MIGHT just pee a little.

Doors at 7pm, Show starts at 7:30pm. Bar opens 11am.

The Cabaret Car Crash! Get a ticket! Your time starts now!”


***Terms & Conditions: Advance tickets (whether bought online or in person at the venue) are non-refundable, except in the case of a show being cancelled. If you have purchased tickets in advance and cannot attend a show you can transfer the tickets to someone else by informing us in advance via email. Please be aware that there’s only one entrance to the venue and there are 20 stairs and no lift. We also have a no pets policy in the venue (sorry furry friends) and the venue is strictly over 18s past 9pm. Wearing masks whilst not seated it advised, please do not attend if you or any of your household have Covid-19 symptoms or have recently tested positive.***

Additional information

Cabaret Car Crash

General Admission, Table of 4, Concession